Doomsday Seed Vault
Oslo, Norway - The Doomsday vault in Norway received a shipment of high grade cannabis seeds for inclusion in its collection late yesterday afternoon. The idea came from Sean Kelley of Des Moines, IO. "I was like, hanging out with my roommates and stuff, when I said 'dude, we should like totally send these over to the doomsday vault. This stuff is killer weed man' and then they were like 'Yea man, we have to save some in case we ever got nuked some day.'"
The doomsday keepers were "totally stoked" about receiving the shipment and said that the ones they have now are of much lower quality. "The THC concentration in the new seeds is unreal. I mean, two hits and you're completely wasted." Along with the shipment of seeds, the vault keepers also included a commemorative water bong, two frozen pizzas and a week's supply of Cheetos Flamin' Hot Crunchy Snacks.