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Palo Alto, CA - A surprise announcement was made today by Apple CEO Steve Jobs when he revealed that his company has been awarded a patent for the 'click'. "A member of our legal staff was doing routine research when she discovered that no patents ha...  CONTINUE READING 

Detroit, MI - General Motors announced today that the Chevrolet Volt concept will include 2,000 foot extension cable to help improve range when not running on gasoline. Under the current design, car is limited to approximately 50 miles before the gas...  CONTINUE READING 

Palo Alto, CA - Google acknowledged today that it had accidentally let its domain, google.com, expire on Friday. It was a rare lapse for the Silicon Valley giant who seemingly never misses a beat. The discovery was made after would be "googlers" sudd...  CONTINUE READING 

Detroit, MI - To go along with GM's new electric car initiative - VOLT concept, CEO Rick Wagoner has announced a new way to interact with the vehicle. A new hand speed controller will replace the typical foot controlled accelerator found in most veh...  CONTINUE READING 

Cupertino, CA - Best Buy employees were surprised recently when Justin Long, the actor who portrays the "mac guy" in Apple's popular commercials, stopped in to purchase a new home computer for himself. "I recognized him right away", said John Beck, ...  CONTINUE READING